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I'm not too keen on any of the five-match Premier League action on tap today, although I might peek in on Arsenal just in case they manage to Arsenal their way to a home loss to Norwich City.
The four other contests will include (everything's happening at the same time, 15:00 BST): Aston Villa vs. Fulham (relegation vs. midtable); Everton vs. QPR (Top 4 outsiders vs. hahahahahahahahaha); Reading vs. Liverpool (relegation vs. midtable); Southampton vs. West Ham United (relegation vs. midtable?).
Discuss. Or don't. Multi-21.