One win in the last seven home matches sound beyond terrible. Two-in-eight doesn't sound much better, but it does sound better than one-in-seven. And it sure sounds better than one-in-nine. That's cutting edge analysis for ya right there. So let's make it two-in-eight. Please, for the love of all that's good and holy, let's make it two-in-eight. I'm begging over here.
Arsenal starting lineup (4-2-3-1):
Wojciech Szczesny | Kieran Gibbs, Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Bacary Sagna | Francis Coquelin, Abou Diaby | Santi Cazorla, Jack Wilshere, Theo Walcott | Olivier Giroud
Substitutes from: Vito Mannone, Laurent Koscielny, Carl Jenkinson, Andre Santos, Emmanuel Frimpong, Aaron Ramsey, Andrei Arshavin
In other news, I spelled Wojciech Szczesny correctly on the first try. WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE!
Willfully ignoring the team selection because...whoa. I mean. Just. Ugh. What in the actual...