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What is Club AVB, you may ask?
Well, it's like Club Med. All-inclusive!
Oh, did I say Med? I meant Dread. Club Dread. Wiki wiki wiki!
And this is just your first day.
Last night, I watched a team from London led by a promising, young, charismatic Portuguese coach* take on some random team from a far away continent. Yes, I may have been a teensy-bit bored. Then again, Andre Villas-Boas had landed ONCE AGAIN in London, so yeah...I kind of did have to see this for myself.
For added fun, I followed the comments over at Cartilage Free Captain, SB Nation's Tottenham Hotspur blog. I was amused...yet at the same time, highly confused. I kept having to check constantly that I was indeed reading the Spurs blog, rather than just browsing through some of our old comments...
THE TRUST...so much trust:
THE CURIOSITY...so much curiosity:
But the DECISION-MAKING...so much...whaaa?
Wait wait wait...what was that about a HIGH LINE?
Just remember...it's not the high line, it's the PLAYERS:
Well, anyway...good luck with all that. Don't forget to tip your waitress!
*by the way, ESPN/(local LA TV), the best part of any match involving Andre Villas-Boas are the sideline antics. You'd be well advised to show them next time. A maddening oversight on the part of the program director. People have been fired for less!