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Us fine* folks at We Ain't Got No History have been accused, both here and elsewhere, of not being excited enough about the fact that Brazilian prodigy Oscar is apparently pretty close to signing a deal with Chelsea. Perhaps this is fair, although our initial skepticism of the Daily Mail's report turned out to be entirely warranted.
*for a certain definition of 'fine'.
Anyway, I figured that it was time for an Oscar poll so we could figure out just how excited y'all are. Go click on the vote buttons! Not on all of the buttons though; that would be weird and pointless.