No, I'm not talking about the football. Look at this!
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Chelsea FC FT on best team-mate ever: I've been very lucky. Xavi, Iniesta, Mata, Silva, Gerrard, maybe Silva but I say @juanmata10!' #CFC (SL)
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...and then there's...
@chelseafc
Chelsea FC FT on best looking team-mate: 'Probably @RaulMeireles4, he has his own style and is always trying to look good...' #CFC (SL)
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Either Chelsea's PR team has scripted all of his answers or Fernando Torres has actually become delusional after the calendar year he's had. I mean, I know it's probably option one, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of him having gone completely insane since he moved to Stamford Bridge. Juan Mata! Raul Meireles! I'm so confused!