No, I'm not talking about the football. Look at this!
...and then there's...
Either Chelsea's PR team has scripted all of his answers or Fernando Torres has actually become delusional after the calendar year he's had. I mean, I know it's probably option one, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of him having gone completely insane since he moved to Stamford Bridge. Juan Mata! Raul Meireles! I'm so confused!