No words. Hit the jump for a cinematic look at my immediate reaction to coming across this truly bizarre photo of Frank Lampard and some kid. Thanks a lot, Tumblr.
Kid N Play
First, let me say welcome to those visiting this here blog only because a certain cranial-heavy pop fad was tagged in the post. We're happy to have you not really. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, let 's move on.
Ladies, gentlemen, teen girls with a hair fetish, fellow Chelsea supporters ...
I give you my initial response to seeing the above pic, via Wayne Campbell: