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• Christensen thanks Chelsea for making his dreams come true as he leaves after ten years
• Barcelona ‘fail to solve’ Ousmane Dembélé contract in ‘last-ditch meeting’ — reports
• The Daily Aubrey-Maturin: The Surgeon’s Mate (Book 7), Chapters 1-2 (pg. 2197-2262)
• Chelsea open talks with Manchester City for both Raheem Sterling and Nathan Aké — report
• Chelsea negotiating with Juventus for De Ligt; Koundé ‘no longer the top target’ — report
• Nathan Baxter returns on loan to Hull City, with option to buy — report