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And strangely 'SEPP BLATTER IS CORRUPT #FIFA' showed up in all of them.
And strangely 'SEPP BLATTER IS CORRUPT #FIFA' showed up in all of them.

England wins

#FIFA taking the easy way out as usual, rather than trying to develop the game

omg u see the riots in birmingham? unsafe! #FIFA #2018

Prince William looks like he smells funny #FIFA #2018

Crumbling stadiums in a crumbling society. When will #FIFA give us a modern WC

Belgium/Netherlands win

Are you stoned Sepp? I bet that was part of the Dutch bribe!! lol!!!! #FIFA #2018

So where the hell is Belgium anyway? #FIFA #2018

This makes Nigel de Jong happy. That makes me unhappy #FIFA

No seriously where is it? #2018

Spain/Portugal win

Sick of these joint bids. If ur country can't host, don't cheat #FIFA

Tapas ****ing sucks, ***holes!!!!! #FIFA #2018

Tried to book flights to Spain but will end up in Morocco, I'm sure #FIFA

winning the world cup doesn't mean u get to host it next time!!!! Learn the rules!!!! #fifa

United States wins

1994 was 16 years ago #fifa #2022

You guys don't even like football!!!!!!!! Play real sports!!!!! #FIFA

I really want to fly from Seattle to New York to watch games a day apart #FIFA

AMERICA IS THE GREAT STAN #FIFA #2022

I see #FIFA has been bought by the corporate lobbies. No surprise

Japan wins

So much history that their best player is a car lol #hond

SB doesn't remember that '02 happened because his mental age is 3 #FIFA

THINK OF THE TIME ZONES YOU FOOLS #FFA #2022

They said they'd bomb Pearl Harbor unless they got the vote #2022

Does Ichiro play soccer too? #FIFA

Korea wins

Is this country even going to exist in #2022? #nukes #fifa

Blatter's just dying for that nobel peace prize, isn't he? #2022

What does Kim Jong-Il think? #fifa

#2002 #2022 #FIFA are morons

$am$ung won them this deal #FIFA

Australia wins

how r we supposed to get all the way to australia, fifa?

GIANT JUMPING RATS AND DUCKBEAVERS THIS IS THE DEVIL'S LAND #2022

Any country that takes cricket serious shouldn't host major sporting events #FIFA

lol I knew all of the voters were convicts. like brothers in arms #fifa