246 – Rio Ferdinand last conceded a foul in the Premier League on April 11 2010 v Blackburn, 246 days ago. Smooth.
-Optajoe, Dec 13th. Source: Twitter.
What a little angel that Mr. Ferdinand is, right? Not committing fouls as a defender is a very difficult thing to do while remaining effective, and we should applaud him for playing so cleanly for so long.
Let's look at an example of Rio 'Mother Teresa has nothing on me' Ferdinand in action, then...
(Be ye warned, for here be .gifs)
Source: 7 AM Kickoff.