The UEFA Champions League draw was rolled out Thursday, and Uncle Phil should be fairly pleased with the outcome. Chelsea, the No. 1 overall seed in this year's draw (that's right, bitch), was drawn into Group A along with Serie A runner-up AS Roma, Frenchies Bordeaux and CL debutants CFR Cluj (Romania).
I'd like to think we could advance out of this group playing Di Santo and Sinclair up top. But let's make sure, right? Here's a look at all the groups, including Liverpool's which must be considered the most difficult (joy).
Group A
Chelsea
AS Roma
Bordeaux
CFR Cluj
Group B
Inter Milan
Werder Bremen
Anorthosis Famagusta
Panathinaikos
Group C
Barcelona
Sporting Club
Basel
Shakhtar Donetsk
Group D
Liverpool
PSV
Marseille
Athletico Madrid
Group E
Manchester United
Villareal
Celtic
Aalborg BK
Group F
Lyon
Bayern Munich
Steaua Bucureşti
Fiorentina
Group G
Arsenal
FC Porto
Fenerbahce
Dynamo Kyiv
Group H
Real Madrid
Juventus
Zenit St Petersburg
BATE