Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Gillett & Hicks they haven't got a clue
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
So fun to see Ge-rrard in mi-se-ry
John Arne Riise
Real news aka Chelsea news
- Wee Man Wright-Phillips has not suffered ankle ligament damage or a fracture -- thank God. Regardless, severe bruising has ruled him out of Wednesday's Carling Cup semifinal second leg at Everton. His absence leaves the Blues without eight first-team regulars for the match.
- Chelsea striker/winger Salomon Kalou settled matters for the Cote d’Ivoire in the Elephants' 1-0 victory over Nigeria on Tuesday at the African Cup of Nations. Kalou dream-weaved his way through a host of Super Eagle defenders before slotting past goalkeeper Austin Ejide in the 65th minute. Moving pictures below...