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Gaga Slonina feeling part of the Chelsea brotherhood already

Goalkeeper’s union and more

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Official: Zećira Mušović extends contract with Chelsea

Two-more-years-ović

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Chelsea in talks for ‘lucrative’ new shirt sponsorships deals

Bye-bye Three bye

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Vasco retain ‘priority’ for Andrey Santos loan if he doesn’t get work permit — report

Back to Brazil?

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The Daily Hilario: Wednesday

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans

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Christian Atsu among those missing after Turkey earthquakes — *UPDATE* found injured but alive!

Devastating

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The Daily Hilario: Tuesday

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Chelsea appoint consultant to create ‘a winning culture’ — report

BUT DOES HE LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER?

LAFC ‘in talks about potentially signing’ Aubameyang from Chelsea — reports

A way out?

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An American Enigma: Christian Pulisic’s Confounding Chelsea Career

Captain America, The Movie, The Fan-fiction, The Game, The Novel, The Game, Again

Manchester City charged with over 100 breaches of Premier League financial rules

Oh my!

The Daily Hilario: Monday

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans

Hansi Flick’s ‘incognito’ visit to Chelsea went same way as Germany’s World Cup

NOT GREAT, HANS!

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Raheem Sterling can still become a star for Chelsea … but it will take some work

Chelsea’s "marquee signing" having the worst season of his career

Barcelona, AC Milan, Atlético Madrid monitoring Aubameyang situation — report

Just take him, and go

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Tottenham 2-3 Chelsea, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

WINNER WINNER THREE GOALS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT SPURS DINNER

WATCH: Guro Reiten adds a third for Chelsea against Tottenham, 3-1!

Burying it

Thomas Tuchel — Where It Went Wrong

A look at how Tuchel’s reign derailed and where Chelsea go from here

WATCH: Lauren James amazing goal to retake Chelsea’s lead over Tottenham, 2-1!

Dribbles for days

WATCH: Jess Carter opens the scoring for Chelsea against Tottenham, 1-0!

Floating

Tottenham vs. Chelsea, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups, how to watch

Looking for a third three-plus goal win

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Top Eleven* Signings of the Last Eleven Years

...and the worst eleven, too, plus some (dis)honorable mentions as well

Noni Madueke delighted to make Chelsea debut, upset that it wasn’t a win

Proper Chels already

The Daily Hilario: Sunday

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Chelsea 0-0 Fulham, Player Ratings: Two towers of clean sheet power

Community player ratings from Chelsea’s scoreless draw in the West London Derby

Tottenham FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, FA WSL; Preview, how to watch, and 3 things to watch

Oh, you again

Chelsea ‘join the hunt’ for Napoli striker Victor Osimhen — report

Welcome back to Silly Season!

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On Strikers: and why Romelu Lukaku hasn’t worked out for Chelsea ... again

The Curse of the Chelsea striker strikes again!

The Daily Hilario: Saturday

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans

Where in the world is Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang?

A veritable Carmen Sandiego over here

Brazil U20 win again, Andrey Santos scores again

Unstoppable!

Graham Potter explains Mykhailo Mudryk substitution, poor performance

Answers that lead to questions

This is Chelsea’s level at the moment, says man responsible for Chelsea’s level

Ughhhhhh

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The future of Stamford Bridge

Since 1905, Chelsea have called Stamford Bridge home. But what does the future hold, as it becomes ever more necessary to increase capacity and matchday revenue?

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Re-imagining Thomas Tuchel’s Chelsea: A Positional Play Game Model

Strategies, rotations, and signings

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WAGNH Chelsea Player of the Year 2021-22

Season review: community ratings and statistics

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Sports without fans

On fans and culture and abuse

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The Super League is dead (for now), but European football’s problems still threaten to kill the game we love

The fight was won, the battle is far from over

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