This and That

Hazard makes FIFA 15 cover

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Eden Hazard is now a video game superstar. Or something.

Jose Mourinho does ice bucket challenge, screams

64

Try not to laugh too much.

Ice Bucket Challenge: JT's video and nominations

59

Terry accepted the challenge from A.Cole and Stiliyan Petrov. Nominated a further three. "AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHOM HE NOMINATED!"

Ice Bucket Challenge: A.Cole challenges JT, Drogba

30

This summer's biggest viral phenomenon is not only fun but is for a great cause. And now it looks to be coming to Chelsea.

Two(ish) Chelsea players in top ten shirts sold

73

Despite plenty of rumours to the contrary, Fernando Torres isn't actually one of them.

Video
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The Demba Ba and Eden Hazard bromance continues

Eden Hazard grabs the Chelsea TV microphone and interviews his good friend Demba Ba. Magic.

Petr Cech laughs at your statistical tomfoolery

60

Or: Sky Sports are bad at statistics.

Injury, Recovery, Chelsea: Sam Hutchinson opens up

23

In interview published in the Daily Mail, Sam Hutchinson talks about his injury, recovery, and what Chelsea may have learned from him.

Transfer Rumor League end of July update

81

Filipe Luis, Didier Drogba big movers in latest WAGNH Summer 2014 Transfer Rumor League update.

ITK: Wolfsburg inquire about Torres

92

Gianluca Di Marzio says that the German club are after Chelsea's number nine. And we've got ALL the inside info about the inquiry!

Shock as Courtois becomes human croquet ball

38

This is apparently how Chelsea train goalkeepers.

Video
20

Costa et al. endure the TRIAL BY SONG AND DANCE

Chelsea initiations are always fun.

Gerrard: Chelsea slip was the worst day of my life

136

Time to indulge in a touch of schadenfreude.

Chelsea 2014/15 season preview video

9

This short video will get your blue blood pumping for next season. Enjoy!

Chelsea introduce a quite terrible third kit

182

Yama-hama, it's fright night.

FanPost
31

WAGNH Poetry Corner: The Complete Striker

Hint: it's not Fernando Torres. Probably.

The Daily Hilario(?): Transfer Rumor League update

523

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra shenanigans.

Video
26

BT Sport continue to troll Arsenal

Whoever's coming up with these, give that person a medal!

Mourinho brands Paul Pogba World Cup's best

235

Jose Mourinho loves Paul Pogba, too. He must be a lurker on this blog.

Pogbaspotting

407

Paul Pogba spotted in London, commence wild speculation.

The lifecycle of the adult BEARDISLAV mayfly

37

Beard game over.

We'll see your Pirlo and raise you BEARDISLAV

64

Not sure the world is ready for this.

Schurrle on playing against his club teammates

41

Andre Schurrle is cool.

FanPost
60

WAGNH Poetry Corner: Torres by 'Haz Cat'

It's like that corner of Westminster Abbey, but with more Torres and less stone.

2014 Transfer Rumor League kick-off is here

30

Thanks to the World Cup, the 2014 edition of the WAGNH Transfer Rumor League will only run for two months.

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