Fire Paul Hayward

That Pesky Brazilian Transfer Record

28

Context is required before we make a big deal about Chelsea 'breaking records' to sign Oscar.

A Lunatic's Response To The John Terry Verdict

101

The Guardian slips into the absurd with a completely illogical attack on the John Terry judgement.

England Syndrome

72

Hey look the media sucks

Confusing Mathematics Mars Mails' Andre Villas-Boas Pricing Story

25

The Mail does a bang-up job with facts and figures once more.

A Request To The Football Media

61

How to think about the money involved in transfers.

John Terry Should Be Player-Manager, According To Animated .Gif

10

Should John Terry be player-manager of Chelsea? We don't know, but we understand why some people are asking.

Roberto Di Matteo's Integrity Questioned In Baseless Attack

8

Roberto di Matteo has denied reports of stabbing Andre Villas-Boas in the back, reports that confirm that the football media has no soul and exists only to do evil.

On Jose Mourinho's (Supposed) New Real Madrid Deal

21

The Daily Mail have quoted Jose Mourinho as saying he was about to put pen to paper on a new Real Madrid deal. Only he actually didn't.

Andre Villas-Boas Shoots Down Absurd Sun Story

15

Hey look, the Sun still sucks.

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