Our good friends over at excellent sports website fanatix are reporting that Ruben Loftus-Creek may well be looking at a switch to Barcelona. Or is that Ruben Loftus-Clark?
This is obviously an exciting transfer rumour that must be reported, so we'll use it as an opportunity to round up the rest of the latest news in this thrilling time of the year.
- Chelsea and Napoli remain at an impasse over the signing of Edison Cavani. Remember kids, many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Ajax are out of the race for Rip van Ginkle, although it sounds like David Moyes and Manchester United might challenge the Blues in the race for his signature. Don't nap on this one, Mr. Enemalo!
- In case you missed it, Falco joined Monaco earlier this month. Ramadeus Ramadeus!
- David Louise remains a target for Paris Saint-German as the Ligue 1 side look to replace Thee Ago Silver.
- Pauladinho's agent is somewhere in Europe.
- Quimby Mangala is ignoring talk of a possible Porto exit, while Ser Joras Okore is settling down to life at Aston Villa.