Chelsea FC: Players

Ashley Cole: not dead yet!

Ashley Cole starts for the first time in months and is not terrible. How about that!

Hazard shortlisted for two major awards

Think he'll win either of them?

David Luiz continues to be an awesome person

We all know about David Luiz' work with Chelsea's Bridge Kids programme, but that doesn't seem to be enough for David Luiz. He's gone wild and got himself another charity role, this time with the UN.


Petr Cech: Unfairly talented

Our favourite multilingual musical goalkeeper

Nemanja Matic, assist machine

Breaking up play and recycling possession apparently wasn't enough for Matic.

Ba confirms Chelsea exit, wants to join PSG

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Despite THAT goal, Ba is still looking to leave in the summer.

A goal so nice, he hit it thrice

Demba Ba's goal has to be appreciated in slow motion.

Report: Courtois set for extension, double wages

The latest rumors jive with last week's rumors of a contract extension. Hurray!

Mourinho vs. Torres

Deliberately unsettling Fernando Torres could well be part of the plan to overhaul Chelsea's striking corps this summer.

Mo Salah vs. Stoke City

He's very raw, but tons of potential. I wish he would stop going down so easily though.


Former teammate slams Torres' technical ability

Danny Murphy describes Fernando Torres as a striker reliant on now non-existent power and pace. Which... yeah.

Chelsea and PSG have an army of young talent

Chelsea, and to a lesser extent PSG, have acquired far more young talent than the other European giants.

INFOGRAPHIC - Belgian Blues in Brazil

Belgium's World Cup hopes rest heavily upon Chelsea players past, present, and future.

Chelsea's contribution to Brazil's 2014 WC squad

Chelsea contributes more to the Brazilian national team than any other club in the world.

Eto'o the Efficient?

Guess who's comparing favourably to every other Premier League striker signed this summer?

Hazard: Eto'o pushing me to make a difference

"Before every game [Eto'o] tells me I have to make the difference. He tells me: 'You don't leave the stadium without scoring a goal.'"


All touches: Matic vs. Arsenal

Six minutes of giddy fun

Mourinho full of praise for Matic

The big Serbian has been excellent since returning to England, and the manager knows it

David Luiz, midfielder?

The games against Manchester City and Arsenal represent some interesting developments in David Luiz's strange career.

Salah: Mourinho 'told me that I would score'

The Oracle of Jose strikes!


Please give this man a ball to chase already!

In a previous life, David Luiz was a big, adorable, shaggy puppydog. BALL! PLAY?

Schurrle understands the art of schadenfreude

"We want them to be able to walk through the city and then when they see a Tottenham or Arsenal supporter they can say, 'Oh, we won against you!'" Attaboy, Andre.

Terry, Chelsea in talks over new deal

Good news if you've been enjoying our recent defensive work.


At play in the Garden of Eden

Watch Eden Hazard toy with the Galatasaray defense

Eden Hazard wants to compete with Messi, Ronaldo

Eden Hazard has been the subject of near-Azpilicueta levels of praise this season from Jose Mourinho, who has claimed the young Belgian is on course to reach the heights of Messi and Ronaldo. It seems he'll settle for competing on the pitch for now.

Two more graduates from Mourinho-zealot school

There are two types of people in this world, Mourinho-zealots, and those who wish they were.

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