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Report: Azpilicueta set to double his wages

A report in the Daily Mail claims that Chelsea are set to extend Cesar Azpilicueta's contract at roughly double his current wages. Payday!

Report: Azpilicueta set to double his wages

A report in the Daily Mail claims that Chelsea are set to extend Cesar Azpilicueta's contract at roughly double his current wages. Payday!

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All the Chelsea Brazilians for the World Cup!

Well, except Lucas Piazon and Wallace.

All the Chelsea Brazilians for the World Cup!

Well, except Lucas Piazon and Wallace.

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The Daily Hilario: Fargo

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Don'tcha kno.

The Daily Hilario: Fargo

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Don'tcha kno.

Ramires accepts FA charge, gets four-match ban

The fallout from the cavalcade of incompetence that was Chelsea vs. Sunderland continues today with the least surprising development.

Cech: Managerial stability means season a success

No silverware? That's not a problem for Petr Cech, who sees the progress made this season as a harbinger of great things to come.

Hazard unlikely to be risked against Liverpool

Eden Hazard should be fit for the second leg against Atletico Madrid, but he's unlikely to feature on Sunday against the Reds.

Opposition Scouting Report: Liverpool

What to expect from Brendan Rodgers' title-chasing team

The Daily Hilario: 20 Cent!

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Blues linked to £12m left back

Step forward Alberto Moreno!

Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea: Player Ratings

Gary Cahill and John Terry are the two best bus drivers in all of Madrid.

Report: Petr Cech out for 3 months

This sucks a lot.

Everyone gets charged by the FA!

They understand sarcasm now! Uh-oh.

Take a bow, Lewis Baker

Chelsea's under-21s beat Arsenal's 2-1 on Tuesday. And you'll want to watch Lewis Baker's goal.

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Chelsea priced out of Shaw deal

Manchester United reallllllly want Luke Shaw, apparently

The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. ANGRY EYEBROW!

Ashley Cole: not dead yet!

Ashley Cole starts for the first time in months and is not terrible. How about that!

REVEALED: The weakened line-up for Liverpool

Jose Mourinho has claimed he is seeking permission to field a weakened line-up against Liverpool to save his players for the second leg of the Champions League semi-final. Our sources have received a copy of his plans for the squad.

Mourinho gives an injury update

Petr Cech is out for the season, John Terry is out for most of the season. That's not so good.

Atletico Madrid 0-0 Chelsea

That was exactly as exciting as everyone expected.

Petr Cech suffers dislocated shoulder

Yes, this is really really really bad news.

Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread

Fourty-five minutes down, fourty-five to go. So far so good. Football half killed.

Petr Cech leaves Atletico match with injury

Well this is really bad news.

Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

Chelsea may have thrown away the league (most likely), but the Champions League crown is still a distinct possibility. Must get a decent result here.

Don't stress out about the Mourinho/United talk

Yes, Manchester United are likely to covet our manager. But what they want is meaningless.

Chosen Ones, Special Ones and stability

It's funny how stability stops being fetishised after a season under an incompetent manager.

The Daily Hilario: Writing in the stars

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with added hopes and optimism.

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