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Chelsea priced out of Shaw deal

Manchester United reallllllly want Luke Shaw, apparently

Chelsea priced out of Shaw deal

Manchester United reallllllly want Luke Shaw, apparently

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Atletico Madrid 0-0 Chelsea

That was exactly as exciting as everyone expected.

Atletico Madrid 0-0 Chelsea

That was exactly as exciting as everyone expected.

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The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. ANGRY EYEBROW!

The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. ANGRY EYEBROW!

Ashley Cole: not dead yet!

Ashley Cole starts for the first time in months and is not terrible. How about that!

REVEALED: The weakened line-up for Liverpool

Jose Mourinho has claimed he is seeking permission to field a weakened line-up against Liverpool to save his players for the second leg of the Champions League semi-final. Our sources have received a copy of his plans for the squad.

Mourinho gives an injury update

Petr Cech is out for the season, John Terry is out for most of the season. That's not so good.

Petr Cech suffers dislocated shoulder

Yes, this is really really really bad news.

Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread

Fourty-five minutes down, fourty-five to go. So far so good. Football half killed.

Petr Cech leaves Atletico match with injury

Well this is really bad news.

Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

Chelsea may have thrown away the league (most likely), but the Champions League crown is still a distinct possibility. Must get a decent result here.

Don't stress out about the Mourinho/United talk

Yes, Manchester United are likely to covet our manager. But what they want is meaningless.

Chosen Ones, Special Ones and stability

It's funny how stability stops being fetishised after a season under an incompetent manager.

Yahoo-baseball.v988856f

The Daily Hilario: Writing in the stars

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with added hopes and optimism.

A thought for Tiago, the overlooked connection

Tiago was once a fixture in Jose Mourinho's Premier League-winning Chelsea side; now he gets to face his former team in a competitive match for the first time since 2009.

On Mike "I'm the ref? Oh, that explains a lot." Dean & Rui Faria

"It's easy to criticise Mike Dean for another catalogue of errors, but he should really be congratulated for such an impressive display of winding-up Rui Faria and Chelsea."

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Get ready for Chelsea - Atleti with this trailer

Turn the page from this weekend's nonsense and get excited for tomorrow night with this amazing Chelsea - Atletico video trailer.

Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea: Match Information

Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea: Match Information. Who, what, where, when, etc.

Jose: 'Have to accept UEFA's decision' on Courtois

So that's most likely the final word then. Courtois it is whom we'll have to beat over the two legs.

Gokhan Tore hospitalised after nightclub shooting

The former Blue, still just 22, was shot at an Istanbul nightclub on Sunday night after Besiktas's match against Fenerbahce.

Hazard part of Madrid squad -- but Eto'o is out

Good news and bad news...

Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea: You choose the squad

With Eden Hazard not fit, Jose Mourinho will have some tough decisions to make

Oscar: PSG "know that I'm good at Chelsea"

Oscar is happy where he is, so can we stop talking about this rumour yet?

The Daily Hilario: Three weeks left

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: 'Fantastic' player ratings

Player ratings as 'fantastic' as Mike Dean's performance.

Poyet tries to make amends with Chelsea fans

"What I have done to their title hopes is bad, but I'm sorry - I was just doing my best for Sunderland... I hope I will feel less guilty if Chelsea go on to win the Champions League..."

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