The Daily Hilario(?): Argentina vs. Netherlands

Ronald Martinez

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Surely, without a Schurrle, today won't be as spectacular as yesterday.  Right?

Then again, with just five goals away form the all-time tournament record for total goals scored, this past month of Brazil 2014 has served up a World Cup feast of truly epic proportions.  At this point, it wouldn't surprise if this game ended 5-5.  Or if all three remaining games were decided in a penalty kick shootout after three 0-0 results in regulation.  Crazy business, man.

Also, this Brazil fan literally ate his jersey.  Or his flag.  Or some sort of other thing made of some sort of polyester fabric.

And then, EPIC BALLACK TROLLFACE:

In other news...

'Zero Theorem' trailer | YouTube
Terry Gilliam's latest, so you know you'll have to see it on the big screen.

The biggest e-Sports tournament ever started today | Dota2 International
Watch for free if/when you're not watching the World Cup or other random Twitch streams.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
21.00:  World Cup, semifinal:  Argentina vs. Netherlands

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