The Daily Hilario(?): France vs. Germany, Brazil vs. Colombia

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one epic day of World Cup quarterfinal action.  I can feel it in my bones.  People in America will think the fireworks are for FREEDOM and TIM HOWARD, but really, they will be for the epicness of these two matchups.

Here are eight key numbers for the quarterfinals.

(Don't let me down, football gods.)

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FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.00:  World Cup, quarterfinals:  France vs. Germany
21.00:  World Cup, quarterfinals:  Brazil vs. Colombia

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