The Complete Striker
The complete striker exists in the world’s greatest league
The complete striker is now fit and will show no fatigue
The complete striker does not nibble, bite, claw, or chew
The complete striker does not have a receding hair do
The complete striker is not injured for half a season
The complete striker does not commit acts of treason
The complete striker does not play for a lowly team
The complete striker is held in high esteem
The complete striker knows how to Zlatan
The complete striker’s face was beat with a baton
The complete striker may project saliva into other people’s faces
The complete striker may roll around after tripping on his laces
But the complete striker does not act like a little boy
The complete striker does not play with his club like a toy
The complete striker looks as handsome as Nosferatu
The complete striker is not Romelu Lukaku
The complete striker is known as Diego Costa
The complete striker is the one we lova the mosta
The complete striker will help write our club's story
Now sit back and watch as he leads us to glory