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WAGNH Poetry Corner: Pivot Problems

Well, the community has spoken and, even though I would have like to have written about cats, most of you voted for another poem. So, without further ado, I would like to present:

Pivot Problems

The double pivot is a tricky beast

It seems to suit our players least


Yet rather than change our formation

We hold steadfast in our dedication


Consensus says the answer is not Cesc

But who then pairs with Matic best?


Mikel is defensively sound

He tracks the ball like a hound


Yet every poor shot and backward pass

Elicits the excitement of a Sunday mass


Justin is young and shows promising ability

But if injuries persist, his career will be one of futility


Rambo offers speed and never tires

But his passing is not that which our club desires


His tackling is a red card waiting to happen

And his shooting resembles that of our captain


All these options and none of them fit

Come game time, the bench is where they will sit


These are the reasons I implore

That Mr Emenalo spend some more


Enjoy yourself, go on a shopping spree

Forget about Spain, visit Italy


There you will find a man of immense style

He even has his own Chelsea FM save file


His purchase was literally written in the stars

There is no other option than to make him ours


His signing would place him in our pantheon of ‘bas’

It’s hysterical that Meowchester found any flaws


Our only obstacle is Juve’s no-sell stance

However that will not quell our relentless advance


For the Old Lady may moan and pout

But she’ll turn a smile when we pull our war chest out


Bonus Poem!

Lol Spurs

We give thanks and praise

To Spurs for Willian's flight

Long may we troll them



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