I got nothing.
The Nordstrom anniversary sale starts RIGHT NOW (if you got early access). This is a calendared event in my household.
In other news...
Life in Brazil during the World Cup, in pictures | Vox
Gorgeously done. And the pictures aren't half bad either.
Spare a though for Miroslav Klose | SB Nation
The man breaks the all-time record but nobody gives a [shoe] because 7-1. Plus, he poached them all. I still love ya, Miro.
Rangers were nearly destroyed for no reason at all | SB Nation
Remember how Rangers had to start life over at the bottom of Scotland's pyramid? Yeah, turns out that was possibly a bit rash. On a related note, the blue half of the Old Firm are coming to Sacramento in about 10 days for a friendly. Looking forward to that.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
Apparently there are early, early, EARLY round Europa League qualifiers happening today. How do you even say Aberystwyth Town?