The Daily Hilario: T-minus five days

Al Bello

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Orange is the new blog.

Well I now know how I'll be spending the next few nights until the World Cup: watching Orange is the New Black, season 2.  Woo!  I know, if only you could live such an exciting life as well.

"Oh, he's a hitman?  I thought he was a rapist; I'm so relieved!"

One down, twelve episodes to go.

In other news...

World Cup 2014 decided by cars | SB Nation
Can't say I agree.  If the RS6 Avant was available in the US, I'd go buy it yesterday.

Croatia vs. Brazil decided with foosball | SB Nation
I think Dante's trying to speak German?

Fredy Guarin scores an impressive goal | SB Nation
Hey, remember when we almost bought him instead of Matic?  That was almost stupid!

Hopefully the Madden cover curse won't apply | SB Nation
Richard Sherman wins the fan vote because Richard Sherman is awesome.

Eight infamous Stanley Cup final moments | SB Nation
Goal-line technology!

California Chrome probably won't win the Triple Crown | SB Nation
Apparently it's a hard thing to do or some such.  NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45:  International Friendly:  Argentina vs. Slovenia
19.45:  International Friendly:  Belgium vs. Tunisia
21.00:  International Friendly:  El Salvador vs. Spain
21.45:  International Friendly:  England vs. Honduras
23.00:  International Friendly:  USA vs. Nigeria
03.30 (next day):  USL Pro, 4th vs. 10th:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. Arizona United

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