The Daily Hilario: Smoke 'em if you got 'em

I feel ya, Hoss. - Jonathan Daniel

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Hockey is the worst.

And so we smoke our victory sadness cigar(s).  Which tastes somewhat shitty because we lost our cigar cutter somewhere, and cutting a cigar with a knife never quite produces a clean result.

Sometimes I think football is the worst.  But then you lose game 7 of the Conference Finals on a nothing play, a double-deflected limp-wrist shot from the blue line in sudden death overtime.  And then you realize hockey is the worst.  Hard to think of any other sport term more on point than 'sudden death' overtime.

And then Game of Thrones hits you with a double-backhand of sadness, also snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.  At least Sansa finally did something worthwhile and not infuriating.  And Silicon Valley ended on a good note.  So we got that going for us, which is nice.

In other news...

The best goal you'll see today comes from MLS | SB Nation
Kamani Hill, take a bow.

This is what a solar explosion looks like up close | io9
It's also what happened in my heart when the Kings scored in OT.

Apple's WWDC is today | The Verge
I'm somewhat interested, though I doubt they'll reveal the new iPhone 6 just yet.  But the next version of OS X could be interesting.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.25:  UNESCO Cup:  Juventus legends vs. Real Madrid legends

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