The Daily Hilario: T-minus one day

Where are you BEATS, Neymar? - Buda Mendes

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Where have all the good movies gone?

Somehow, yesterday turned into bad movie day.

First, I went to finally see the new X-Men movie.  Bleh.  Predictable, often boring.  Couldn't stand McAvoy and I normally like him.  Quicksilver's sequence was fun and well made though.  92% on RT and 8.5 on IMDB?  I'm missing something.  Good thing there's another sequel on the way.

Then, I finally watched The Purge.  I remember seeing the trailer and thinking that it was a potentially cool premise, as long as they don't mess it up by making a straight slasher flick.  Well, they messed it up.  Big time.  One of the worst movies I've seen in some time.  Characters constantly make stupid, contradictory decisions.  None of the characters are likable.  Nothing makes sense.  Ugh.

Quick, somebody give me a good movie to watch!

In other news...

New Zelda coming in 2015 | Polygon
I mean it looks cool, but isn't part of Zelda's appeal that it's not an unlimited Skyrim-type game?  It needs some rails.

World Cup Fan Map | Facebook
Kind of interesting little mapping exercise from Facebook, tracking the biggest football stars' Facebook popularities across the world.

Marco Reus NOT going to Barcelona | Barca Blaugranes
In related news, Marco Reus NOT going anywhere.

Apparently this was the best shooting ever seen in the first half of an NBA Finals game | SB Nation
I don't think I've made 19 shots in my life (not counting practice, when I'm an all-star).

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
03.00 (next day):  MLS, 6th(W) vs. 5th(W):  Portland Timbers vs. FC Dallas
03.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, fourth round:  San Jose Earthquakes vs. Sacramento Republic FC

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