Six Chelsea players supposedly on Barcelona's shopping list

Shaun Botterill

Silly season has arrived. Don't just endure it, embrace it. I mean, if you don't laugh at it this 80-strong list of Barcelona's supposed summer transfer targets might make you weep with rage instead. As you can imagine, there are a few Chelsea players on there, so let's pull them out and see if there's anything to it.

Thibaut Courtois - €25 million
David Luiz - €26 million
Branislav Ivanovic - €19 million
Eden Hazard - €45 million
Ramires - €30 million
Romelu Lukaku - €25 million

Oscar isn't on the list? Why do you make Oscar sad, Barcelona / Diario Sport? Anyway, one combination of name and price is sticking out like a sore thumb here, and that's Ramires. If Barcelona really are down with paying €30 million for him, I'd bite their hand off faster than you could say Luis Suarez (whom they apparently want to buy as well).

But anyway, this list isn't something to take too seriously. Consider it a collection of players who are highly thought of by the Spanish media combined with a quasi-random number generator combined with haha this is hilarious.

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