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Silliest Rumour

This morning I almost choked on my weetabix when perusing the online transfer news. Before I get to it, I thought I'd start a thread where we can post the most ridiculous rumours we find.

The lads here at WAGNH keep us abreast of the vaguely realistic and slightly plausible but the really crazy stuff gets its inch of column time before being quickly (and sadly in my opinion) forgotten. So post away that we can remember fondly those moments of utter tabloid bonkersness!

i'll begin with the story that prompted Heimlich manoeuvres from my wife

Daily express fail

yes indeed, not only are we going to sell our prized kraken, but we are going to hand over a cool £18m for the privilege as well......for a defender......a central defender!!

beat that fellow fans!

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