The Daily Hilario: Astounding Bear Attacks

Ezra Shaw

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

There's a thing called the Reno-Tahoe Odyssey happening this weekend.  It's a "relay run adventure" of 178 miles, counter-clockwise around Lake Tahoe.  Teams of 12 runners crazy people run for about 24 hours straight, switching off every 3-5 miles.  My wife, armed with bear mace because she's paranoid, will be one of them.  Her team starts Friday at high noon.  Good luck to the crazies!

In other news...

LA Clippers sold for $2 billion | SB Nation
No, that's not a typo.  Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is the new owner.  Your new SuperSonics rumors start here!

Two kids win the Spelling Bee | SB Nation
Co-champions?  A TIE!!?  How Unamerican!

Rangers win game 6, advance to Stanley Cup Finals | SB Nation
Wherein they will proceed to lose to the winner of the Kings - Blackhawks series.

Yesterday, I talked about how amazing that Kings - Hawks game 5 was... | SB Nation
...especially the first overtime.  Here's Travis Hughes agreeing, calling it "the best overtime hockey we've ever seen."  Indeed.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
16.15:  Toulon Tournament, Group B, 3rd vs. 5th:  England U21 vs. Colombia U21
18.30:  Toulon Tournament, Group B, 1st vs. 4th:  Brazil U21 vs. Qatar U21
20.00:  International Friendly:  England vs. Peru
21.00:  International Friendly:  Spain vs. Bolivia
00.30:  International Friendly:  Uruguay vs. Northern Ireland
01.30 (next day):  International Friendly:  Bosnia and Herzegovina vs. Ivory Coast
01.30 (next day):  International Friendly:  Chile vs. Egypt

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