The Daily Hilario: Ain't no day like new phone day!

Jasper Juinen

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. NEW PHONE DANCE!

Bad call: watching the USMNT play a warm-up friendly against Azerbaijan.
Good call:  watching the USMNT play a warm-up friendly against Azerbaijan while playing with your new phone.

Bad call:  the Nexus 5's plastic volume & power buttons, which seem a bit loose
Good call:  just about everything else on the red-orange Nexus 5.

Yey!

In other news...

True Detective season 2 location and plot news! | io9
California, baby!  Now I'm doubly excited.  Sounds like the setting may be somewhere in the Central Valley or perhaps even up north?  Maybe down south in Mojave or near the Mexican border?  So many possibilities!  (The only issue that could be more California than transportation is water and water rights.)

Visualizing the popularity of chess openings over the last 100+ years | io9
King's pawn FA LYFE!

Some lady is crushing fools on Jeopardy | SB Nation
17-game winning streak!  Watch your back, Ken Jennings, she's coming for you.

Pochettino upgrades | SB Nation
Meh.  Good for you, Spurs.

Graham wrote this retrospective evaluation thing on Atléti's season | SB Nation
You should read it.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
16.15:  Toulon Tournament, Group B, 5th vs. 4th: Colombia U21 vs. Qatar U21
18.00:  Euro U21 Qualifying, Group 5, 1st vs. 3rd:  Croatia U21 vs. Ukraine U21
18.30:  Toulon Tournament, Group B, 3rd vs. 2nd:  England U21 vs. South Korea U21
19.15:  International Friendly:  Denmark vs. Sweden
19.30:  Euro U21 Qualifying, Group 3, 4th vs. 2nd:  Scotland U21 vs. Netherlands U21
20.00:  International Friendly:  Nigeria vs. Scotland
02.30 (next day):  International Friendly:  Mexico vs. Israel
03.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, 3rd round:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. Fresno Fuego

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