The Daily Hilario: Gameweek 38

Michael Regan

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Once again with emotion. IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

In other news...

Full NFL draft results | SB Nation
As well as all the undrafted free agents whom teams signed right after (nice one with the Seahawks picking up local kid Keith Price, QB, Washington).  Here are SBN's draft grades as well.

Toto Di Natale is ready to retire, though it's not exactly obvious why | SB Nation
Sweet skill, turn, strike.  He probably could've left and made more millions and a bigger name elsewhere several times over.  But he stayed at Udinese and was awesome anyway.

And y'all were wondering why you should be watching the League Two playoffs | SB Nation
Helllllooooo... nurse Joe Garner!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.00:  League Two, promotion playoff semifinal first leg:  Burton Albion vs. Southend United
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 3rd:  Cardiff City vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 11th:  Fulham vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 5th:  Hull City vs. Everton
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 9th:  Liverpool vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 12th:  Manchester City vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 4th:  Norwich City vs. Arsenal
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 7th:  Southampton vs. Manchester United
15.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 13th:  Sunderland vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 15th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 10th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Stoke City
16.45:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 1st:  Roma vs. Juventus
17.15:  Championship, promotion playoff semifinal second leg:  Derby Count vs. Brighton & Hove Albion (2-1 agg.)
18.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 13th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Málaga
18.00:  La Liga, 14th vs. 2nd:  Elche vs. Barcelona
18.00:  La Liga, 10th vs. 3rd:  Celta Vigo vs. Real Madrid 
19.30:  MLS, 7th vs. 6th:  Portland Timbers vs. LA Galaxy

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