The Daily Hilario: Superstitions

Michael Regan

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with all the superstition one can muster.

As we get closer to gametime tonight, please take every action, every inaction, every decision into careful consideration. Whatever you do or do not do may have a drastic effect on the outcome of tonight's match. If you have lucky shirts, pants, socks, cumberbunds, put them on. If you have certain rituals that need observing, please ensure that you do observe them so. The fate of our Champions League campaign depends on it, and I'd hate to not pull off the comeback just because you were too lazy circle your couch three times anti-clockwise fifteen seconds before kickoff.

I will be sitting at my desk, FS1 streaming on the left monitor, DESAILLY 6 custom 08-09 home shirt - having not seen any action since the Europa League final - at the ready. I've done my part, have you done yours?

In other news...

Another reason to root for Belgium in the World Cup | YouTube
Somebody linked this in yesterday's DH. Big fan of Stromae ever since last week's Sky montage. Best World Cup-related song since Herbert Grönemeyer and Germany '06.

One Shining Moment | SB Nation
March Madness is done for another year. Here's the cheesy song to play us all out. Well done, UConn and that Shazam Shabazz kid.

Everything we do, the Italians do better extra crazy | SB Nation
He was so bad, they fired him twice.

Battlestar Galactica, the original series, to get a movie reboot | Variety
Why in seven hells would you ever touch the original series again? Oh, it's Glen Larson trying to one-up the Ron Moore series. PASS.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal second leg: Borussia Dortmund vs. Real Madrid (0-3 agg.)
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal second leg: Chelsea vs. PSG (1-3 agg.; hey, that's us!)

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