The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 33 continued

Steve Dykes

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra Lukaku.

I scream, you scream, everybody screams for icecream 19th century football! Chelsea can enjoy another week at the top of the table if Liverpool lose today, away to West Ham United. Come on e'erybody, let's get our Allardyce on!

In other news...

Upsets all around at the Final Four | SB Nation
No.1 Floria and no.2 Wisconsin both fall. UConn to meet the Kentucky Kids in Monday's final. Twenty years from now, they'll be making documentaries about this Fab Five.

What do the Foxes say? | SB Nation
Leicester City have won promotion and will be back in the Premiership next season after a decade-long absence. Chelsea haven't lost to the Foxes since 2001. You might remember the last time we faced them: Torres at the double in a comfortable 5-2 FA Cup win just a few days before that magical night against Napoli. Omens!

Bayern's 53-match unbeaten streak comes to an end | Bavarian Football Works
Awwww. Pep's tinkerings resulted in Bayern going scoreless for the first time in the league in two years.

Cascadia Cup instant classic | SB Nation
Timbers vs. Sounders ends 4-4, with Seattle coming back from a 4-2 deficit with two goals in the final five minutes. A match that featured no defense whatsoever, but a wonderful advertisement for MLS and football in general for NBC and the league. DEUCEFACE.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.30: Eredivisie, 4th vs. 1st: Vitesse vs. Ajax Amsterdam
13.30: Premier League, 5th vs. 4th: Everton vs. Arsenal
16.00: Premier League, 11th vs. 2nd: West Ham United vs. Liverpool
19.45: Serie A, 6th vs. 3rd: Parma vs. Napoli
20.00: MLS, 6th(W) vs. 8th(W): Chivas USA vs. LA Galaxy

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