The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 33

Shaun Botterill

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with added football.

Life Lesson #251566: Always sit at the bar and order the chef's special instead of the set items off the sushi restaurant menu.

In other news...

Baseball game rained out without any actual rain present | SB Nation
Oakland is a dump, evidence B.

PSG one match away from joining Europe's elite | SB Nation
Except they already were/are. Get with the times, Callum.

Michael Schumacher and "moments of consciousness" | Jalopnik
tl;dr: good news. Wait, no, monumental news.

Polygon's D3 Reaper of Souls preview is spot on | Polygon
I adore this game at the moment. Blizzard may have disappointed with the base game and their subsequent stubbornness in light of the immediate response, but to their credit, they've now gone back and retooled most major game mechanics. Fun times.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.15: Championship, 5th vs. 15th: Wigan Athletic vs. Leeds United
12.45: Premier League, 3rd vs. 8th: Manchester City vs. Southampton
13.30: U18 Premier League, 4th(S) vs. 8th(N): Chelsea U18 vs. Bolton Wanderers U18 (hey, that's us)
15.00: Premier League, 12th vs. 20th: Aston Villa vs. Fulham
15.00: Premier League, 18th vs. 16th: Cardiff City vs. Crystal Palace
15.00: Premier League, 14th vs. 13th: Hull City vs. Swansea City
15.00: Premier League, 9th vs. 7th: Newcastle United vs. Manchester United
15.00: Premier League, 15th vs. 17th: Norwich City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00: La Liga, 1st vs. 7th: Atlético Madrid vs. Villareal
17.00: La Liga, 2nd vs. 20th: Barcelona vs. Real Betis
17.30: Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 5th: Borussia Dortmund vs. Wolfsburg
17.30: Premier League, 2nd vs. 10th: Chelsea vs. Stoke City (hey, that's us!)
19.00: La Liga, 6th vs. 3rd: Real Sociedad vs. Real Madrid
19.45: Serie A, 5th vs. 17th: Internazionale vs. Bologna
20.00: MLS, 7th(W) vs. 4th(W): Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders

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