Freebirds carnitas burrito.
Champions of Europe 12 shirt.
My body's ready.
By the way, I liked you more, Billy Bob's character in Fargo before you had to do that to the little doggie who just wanted to chase the deer. Harrumph.
In other news...
Racist asshole Donald Sterling banned for life, forced(?) to sell | SB Nation
Heartening to see the NBA and Silver taking swift action.
In related news, racist asshole Villareal fan identified, banned for life | SB Nation
Heartening to see Villareal and the Spanish authorities bring this matter to a swift resolution.
Bayern fans hold up cards and make a pretty pre-game picture | SB Nation
It was all downhill from there.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: Champions League, semifinal second leg: Chelsea vs. Atlético Madrid (0-0 agg.; hey, that's us!)