The Daily Hilario: The scene of the crime

It's like a giant middle finger. - US PRESSWIRE

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with added head-shaking.

Hey, we're still living. I think. Yeah, pretty sure. So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Also, I beat the D3 expansion's story mode so now it's time for adventure time and blood shards and nephalem rifts. On a related note, I sure would like to throw a few certain someones into those rifts, that's for sure. But I digress.

Also, The Bruery are genius beer makers.

In other news...

Barcelona break more rules, get punished | SB Nation
You deserve what you get.

Final Four Preview | SB Nation
Every day should be Saturday.

A GIF to sum up yesterday | Deadspin
A's fan tries to catch a foul ball, eats concrete instead.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinals first leg: FC Porto vs. Sevilla
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinals first leg: AZ vs. Benfica
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinals first leg: Olympique Lyonnais vs. Juventus
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinals first leg: FC Basel vs. Valencia

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