The Daily Hilario: 20 Cent!

Jonathan Daniel

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

KANER, Patrick KANER!  20 Cent wins it for the Blackhawks in overtime, notching up the series at two games apiece.  So now it's down to a best-of-threet to dispatch the pesky Blues and their go-go-hustle-team-of-11-hockey-Willians.

In other news...

Cruz Azul win CCL, will be CONCACAF representative at the Club World Cup | SB Nation
Toluca's forward Torresed a glorious chance in the 94th minute.  He only had an empty net to shoot at, but he rushed it just a bit and sidefooted over.  It's truly a magnificent, horrendous, soul-crushing miss.  Here it is in video, around the 2-minute mark.  Eat your heart out, Fernando / Demba / Samuel!

Barcelona transfer ban lifted, temporarily, while the club appeals the decision | SB Nation
Good timing, as they try to delay punishment until after the summer.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice... | SB Nation
Ex-Mariners Michael Piñeda not so lucky to get away with pine tar twice in the matter of just a couple weeks.  Idiot.

Every Stanley Cup celebration since '49 in three minutes | SB Nation
Best. Trophy. In. Sports.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
20.05:  Europa League, semifinal first leg:  Sevilla vs. Valencia
20.05:  Europa League, semifinal first leg:  Benfica vs. Juventus

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