Here's a video all y'all should watch.
Even if you don't like Russell Brand. Which, to me, is inconceivable. But hey. So, click play. CLICK IT!!
In other news...
Workers' unions in Germany ask for time off for World Cup | SB Nation
Once again, the Germans do it better. Autobahn, safe standing, corporate/union-approved time off for the World Cup. The holy trifecta.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.30: Ligue 1, 1st vs. 16th: PSG vs. Evian TG
19.45: Champions League, semifinal first leg: Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid