The Daily Hilario: BELIEVE

Valerio Pennicino

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra belief.

Yesterday was one of my favorite Wednesdays in a long, long, long time.

(Quickly checks Chelsea fixtures/results to confirm that facts suit my already pre-established story. Also, this is my job application for the Daily Mail.)

(Notices that Chelsea have been rather shit on Wednesdays this year, including a 3-1 loss in Paris and a 1-1 draw in Istanbul and a 1-2 loss at home to Basel. But that's a story for another day.)

So, like I said. One of my favorite Wednesdays in a long, long, long, LONG time.

Thank you BASED POYET. If we win out, I shall officially forgive you - completely! - for the whole Spurs thing.

In other news...

Help the new Atlanta MLS franchise come up with a name | SB Nation
There are some good ones in here. Bonus points if you don't use an OutKast reference. I think 4-4-2 Chainz is my favorite.

¿Cómo se dice 'GOALGASM' en español? | YouTube
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FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: FA Youth Cup, semifinal second leg: Arsenal U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (agg. 1-2; hey, that's us!)

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