The Daily Hilario: Champions League semifinal draw

Harold Cunningham

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with four extra balls.

Wherein we find out our semifinal fate. At this point, there are no easy draws left. Yet, with just three matches to go, it's anybody's title to win. Should be tense/exciting.

In other news...

HOW TO BUY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS, IN THE WORDS OF A MAN WHO DELIVERS THE MONEY | SB Nation Longform
Whoa.

What's that about broken clocks? | SB Nation
The FA will not permit Hull City to change their name to Hull Tigers. Hurray for common sense! Wait, the FA showed common sense? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...????

Manchester United vs. Real Madrid friendly sells out in less than 24 hours | SB Nation
Over 100,000 sold at the Big House in Ann Arbor, MI. Impressive, USA, most impressive.

Colbert to suceed Letterman at the Late Show | CBS
Edgy, unexpected. Might actually watch it now. (Nah, CRAIGYFERG FA LYFE!)

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
11.00: Champions League semifinal draw (live: Fox Sports Go, Sky Go, UEFA)
19.30: Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 11th: Schalke 04 vs. Eintracht Frankfurt
19.30: Ligue 1, 13th vs. 6th: Montpellier vs. Olympique Marseille

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