The Daily Hilario: FA Youth Cup semifinal time!

Charlie Crowhurst

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Attentions turn to the U18 squad.

So after all that excitement, today promises to be a bit of dull affair. About as dull as my dentist visit yesterday. Yaaaay, clean teeth! Unless you're into the whole Europa deal, but you're not that weird, are you?

BUT WAIT. Here comes the FA Youth Cup and Chelsea's semifinal first leg (new this year: two-legged semis) against none other than Arsenal. Kickoff at the customary 19:05, live from Stamford Bridge on Chelsea TV. We mustn't let Arsenal win any sort of trophy, right? The second leg follows next Thursday with the winner to meet Fulham in the final. So join us here to cheer on RLC & Co. UP THE BLUES!

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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.05: FA Youth Cup, semifinal first leg: Chelsea U18 vs. Arsenal U18 (hey, that's us)
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinal second leg: Benfica vs. AZ (1-0 agg.)
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinal second leg: Juventus vs. Olympique Lyonnais (1-0 agg.)
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinal second leg: FC Basel vs. Valencia (3-0 agg.)
20.05: Europa League, quarterfinal second leg: FC Porto vs. Sevilla (1-0 agg.)

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