The Daily Hilario: April Fools'; Champions League quarterfinals begin

What up, Tiago? - David Ramos

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now without extra foolishness because April Fools' is dumb.

Is there a dumber thing than April Fools' Day? A designated day for stupid pranks! Rejoice.

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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal first leg: Manchester United vs. Bayern Munich
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal first leg: Barcelona vs. Atlético Madrid

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