Is there a dumber thing than April Fools' Day? A designated day for stupid pranks! Rejoice.
In other news...
Mariners win on opening day for the eighth year in a row | Lookout Landing
Obviously they're going to win the World Series just like the previous seven years.
BASEBALL 'N' AMERICA 'N' PLANES | SB Nation
Coolest photo or coolest photo? Definitely coolest photo.
I'd love to go to Australia, but then shit like this happens | SB Nation
Is there anything in Australia that isn't going to kill you? How do you people even survive there?
The new inquest into Hillsborough begins | SB Nation
You should read this because a) it's important and b) Andi Thomas wrote it.
The best pastries in the world | Floor Cookies
My mother is trying her hand at blogging about baking/cooking and other general awesomeness. These pastries are the bomb.
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal first leg: Manchester United vs. Bayern Munich
19.45: Champions League, quarterfinal first leg: Barcelona vs. Atlético Madrid