The Daily Hilario: Spring forward into the FA Cup

Paul Gilham

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with only 23 hours.

Roughly twenty-four hours from now, True Detective season 1 will have ended. Exciting! Sad.

Don't forget that tonight is the start of Daylight Saving Time in the USA, which means that we'll be one hour closer to Europe & the UK for the next three weeks. Spring forward one hour at 2am. Two A.M. is the new three A.M., right, Jay-Z?

In other news...

Barcelona lose for the second time in three matches | SB Nation
Suddenly the title in Spain in Real Madrid's to lose.

The world would be a better place with more volleyball GIFs | Deadspin
BOOM! HEADSHOT. Don't forget to scroll down for the triple headshot GIF in the comments.

FC DAC 1904 win a top division away match for the first time since 2011 | YouTube
My hometown team moves off the bottom of the Slovak First Division with a massive win. After sorting out their ownership situation at the end of the winter break, they're off to a decent start in the second half of the season and may just end up surviving the drop. Check out that first goal (30s into the video). BOOYAH.

The best smartwatch concept yet | The Verge
All y'all would be screwed without Hungarians.

COSMOS, a follow-up to the Carl Sagan original premieres tonight on FOX (9pm) | COSMOS
Neil "Badass" deGrasse Tyson hosts. Should be cool.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
11.30: Serie A, 1st vs. 4th: Juventus vs. Fiorentina
12.00: FA Cup, quarterfinal: Sheffield United vs. Charlton Athletic
14.00: FA Cup, quarterfinal: Hull City vs. Sunderland
16.05: FA Cup, quarterfinal: Manchester City vs. Wigan Athletic
18.00: La Liga, 1st vs. 8th: Real Madrid vs. Levante
19.45: Serie A, 3rd vs. 2nd: Napoli vs. Roma

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