The Daily Hilario: 48 hours to football

Doug Pensinger

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with absolutely no football whatsoever. NONE!

I see the light at the end of the dark tunnel of football drought. It better not be a mirage! Though my house just got hit my a massive thunderstorm, which a) is weird because we don't really get your classic thunder-lightning-torrential sideways rain type of storms around these parts very often and b) is a bit scary because we don't really get your classic thunder-lightning-torrential sideways rain type of storms around these parts very often. My dog is unsure as to how to react to it all. Mostly he seems to grumble a bit then go back to sleep because the only things he's scared of are vacuum cleaners and dogs a quarter his size.

And the power hasn't gone out yet, which is a plus.

My FM14 Chelsea save is slowly getting off the ground. Not even through Day 1 yet. The AI puts Nemanja Matic into the reserves squad at the start, which is a bit funny. No you silly game, he's the key!

In other news...

SB Nation's Annual GIF Tournament | SB Nation
Fifth annual and best looking yet! Fun.

It's almost March Madness! | SB Nation
The conference tourneys bring a preview of all the crazy that's about to go down. Here's Youngstown State and Oakland and a bunch of others to watch later.

Greatest. True Detective. Fansite. Graphic Tribute. Ever. | We keep the other bad men from the door
EVAR! Honestly, it's way too cool. The map is even useful for most of us who are not first-hand familiar with all the locations in Louisiana. Show Season One ends this week! *sadface* Prepare for the void in your life by stocking up on eleven other (true) macabre crimes. And what the hell, 5-man theory!? That's a new one for me.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
none nada zip zilch. Well ok, maybe some Estonian B-league or Brazilian state league thing. These are the end of the days. The lightning's right above my house. Hug your loved ones.

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