The Daily Hilario: And then...

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Soooo...anything exciting going on this weekend?

Thank goodness for March Madness. My bracket may be incredibly busted, but my Florida pick still looks good! On a scale of awesome to OMGYES!, how amazing was Wisconsin v. Arizona?

Also, Diablo III is super fun once again, y'all. And Formula 1 still sounds like garbage and I can hardly bring myself to watch it.

In other news...

Sacramento Republic FC plays their first ever official match | USL
Draw 1-1 away to LA Galaxy II. Good result. But the live streaming failed spectacularly, which is a shame. Club captain Justin Braun scored the Republic's first ever goal.

Meanwhile, in Slovakia, FC DAC 1904 continue their amazing spring form
In front of attendances not seen in many years, they emerged with a 2-1 win. In the five matches so far in the second half of the season, they've collected as many points, ten, as in the 19 in the first half.

NOT IN THE FACE | SB Nation
TWICE IN THE FACE. Laugh.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.30: Premier League, 20th vs. 5th: Fulham vs. Everton
16.00: Premier League, 2nd vs. 6th: Liverpool vs. Tottenham Hotspur
19.45: Serie A, 3rd vs. 1st: Napoli vs. Juventus

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