Want a cardboard cutout of Fernando Torres? Today might be your lucky day

How this for a birthday present? £100 million Chelsea striker Fernando Torres is celebrating his 30th birthday by giving away a signed 'Simpsonised' cardboard cutout of himself:

It's an unusual giveaway but kind of a fun one -- after all, who doesn't want a big cartoon cutout of Fernando Torres around? -- and it's also a lot better for Chelsea than El Nino's 27th birthday surprise, which involved replacing himself with a cardboard cutout for three years.

In This Article

Teams
Players
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join We Ain't Got No History

You must be a member of We Ain't Got No History to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at We Ain't Got No History. You should read them.

Join We Ain't Got No History

You must be a member of We Ain't Got No History to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at We Ain't Got No History. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9353_tracker