The Daily Hilario: March Madness, Day 1; Europa League

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-madness.

Welcome to the darkest night of the past 500 years. But the light is brightest after the dark, for the first four days of March Madness are here. And the first four days are the best. Basketball heaven. I am so excite! D!

In other news...

The only $Billion Bracket you need | PFT Commenter
"Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard. People forget that." Rolllllling.

HULK SMASH | SB Nation
What'chu gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Ok, so I misread the rules Re winning the PS4 | SB Nation
It's just one PS4 per alternate bracket. So yesterday was fruits & veggies (results here) and the winner gets a PS4. Today is Nic Cage movies. THIS IS EVEN TOUGHER! My final four: The Rock, Kick-Ass, Lord of War, The Weather Man (this last region sucked). If you have anything other than Lord of War winning, we're going to have to have words.

Wait, so it did end up going south? | ABC News
Signs of MH 370 found far off the western coast of Australia. Possibly.

"Final" Game of Thrones season 4 trailer | The Verge
It's almost here! Meanwhile, check out this beautiful death-by-death countdown to the premiere.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Anzhi vs. AZ (0-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Benfica vs. LOLSpurs (3-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Valencia vs. Ludogorets (3-0 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Fiorentina vs. Juventus (1-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Viktoria Plzeñ vs. Olympique Lyonnais (1-4 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Napoli vs. FC Porto (0-1 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Salzburg vs. FC Basel (0-0 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Real Betis vs. Sevilla (2-0 agg.)

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