... JUST BECAUSE WE GET AROUND
DON'T MEAN TO CAUSE A BIG SENSATION...
...TALKING ABOUT MY GENERATION
= THE WHO.
GONE is Mata, the Ma from the Mazacar. "Wizacar" still evokes too many memories of the wizardly hobbit who has succumbed to Red Devilry.
What nickname is loud, brutish, and British enough to convey the barnstorming blunderbuss that is Willian, Hazard & Oscar at their rapid counterattacking fiercest? But also to encompass their deft, dexterous interplay and subtle harmonies? From the RAF logo to a vat of baked beans, only one name can match the versatility and fluidity of Willian, Hazard, and Oscar, the best ATTACKING BAND since... Who? That's right, THE WHO!
I propose "The WHO" as the new moniker for our three wizards of Chelsea's midfield, who wreak so much havoc behind our aging striker corps. Let us watch them grow together. (And Salah and Schurrle are not far behind.) Oscar is the baby-faced, yet fiery & percussive Keith Moon, a "lead drummer" of sorts. Willian is the big haired, bare-chested Daltrey, belting out the high notes, and Hazard is the virtuoso genius visionary madman Townsend. Eto'o is Entwhistle? I guess Fernando could be Daltrey and Willian more the Moon. I don't know, I haven't thought this part out yet. Suggestions welcome...