The Daily Hilario: It's Olympics and Chelsea U21 time!

Joe Scarnici

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

Time to shift the focus off how unprepared Sochi's accommodations are and onto the games themselves.  It's opening ceremony time!  NBC will of course do their tape-delayed, country-skipping thing that we all love hate and the ceremony is the one thing that they're not live streaming because reasons.  But at least they're streaming everything else at NBColympics.com (and on iOS & Android apps).  Woo!

Later today, Chelsea U21 take on neighbors and league leaders Fulham in the U21 Premier League.  Yes, you read that right: league leaders Fulham.  It'll be live on Chelsea TV; don't miss it!

In other news...

In the land of tunnel cams and Sfeerverslags, NFL Sound FX reigns king | NFL
Relive the Super Bowl through the eyes of the awesome production values of NFL Films.  It's a tale of five parts: pre-gamefirst quartersecond quarterthird quarterfourth quarter.  NBCSN's Turning Point is also super cool, if you can catch it sometime.

Here are all the participants of the NBA's All-Star weekend | SB Nation
The NBA is not my jam, but it might be yours.

Everybody but the state of PA will be happy | SB Nation
Canada picks Martin St. Louis over Claude Giroux or James Neal to replace Stamkos.

The official Sochi 2014 schedule | sochi2014.com
Exciting!

Vidic to quit Manchester United at the end of the season | SB Nation
FEAST.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.00:  Eredivisie, 3rd vs. 18th:  Vitesse vs. ADO Den Haag
19.05:  U21 Premier League, 1st vs. 4th:  Fulham vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
19.30:  Ligue 1, 13th vs. 4th:  Toulouse vs. Saint-Étienne
19.30:  Bundesliga, 5th vs. 2nd:  Gladbach vs. Leverkusen

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